[Spambot Poem]

Whoa, another one. But this one has to be legit, right guys? I mean, how often do you get an offer for free sex, am I right or am I right? I'm all over this deal like ugly on a cheap suit.

It looks rather poetic, though. Hmm... let me try my own poem, in haiku format:

Free amateur sex!
These links really are not spam!
Trust me! Click them all!

Need an adult friend?
You have come to the right place!
We're all disease-free!

Good free sex? Of course!
What's better than a free show
Filled with viruses?

Annoying the folks
We want for our customers
Is our business plan.

But since we live in
Our parents' basements, we must
Fill the void somehow.

Can you tell that our
mothers' boyfriends beat us with
belts when we were kids?

We just want someone
To give us a hug. Our lives
Are so, so empty.