There was a fire.
And a cat.
The computer melted.
A Beautiful Computer.
Oh, the curt, pretentious voice projected by Apple advertising in the 1980s. It almost revels in talking down to you. Just about every Apple print ad of the era uses a similar subliminal script. It goes a little something like this:
This is Apple.
We are amazing.
Don't get me wrong — I like Apple as much as the next guy, but man, wipe that smirk off your face.
Apple has come a long way since that time, from floundering near death to basking as the most valuable corporation in the world. The firm, like its co-founder Steve Jobs, suffered some hard knocks, and Apple's post-1997 advertising reflected that by gaining a little humility. Just a little.
In general, I like Apple advertising these days (except for that recent "Genius" campaign). The 1984-era smirk is long gone, although a hint of strategically placed pretension remains.
But hey — that's the way people like their Apple, and it shows: a record number of consumers keep buying their products.
More Melted Tech
Back in early 2011, I created a slideshow called "A Gallery of Melted Technology" for PCMag.com that features this ad and photos of similar melted gadgets. If you have the same morbid curiosity I do about melted technology, I think you'll enjoy that as well.
Discussion Topic of the Week: Have you ever lost or damaged a gadget in a fire? Tell us about it.