November 9th, 2015 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Ceiling Fan, computerized, marketing, advertisement, Home, terrifying, robot, mom, 1985
Play it again, Samtronic
I ran across this ad for CasaBlanca's Intelli-Touch, "the world's first computerized ceiling fan," in a 1985 issue of Home magazine that I found in my mom's house.
My mother has subscribed to house decorating magazines for as long as I can remember, and Home is only one of many (other examples: Better Homes and Gardens, Southern Living). I never thought that I'd feature a scan from one, though.
But this ceiling fan ad was too fun to pass up. It reflects a time when you could slap the term "computerized" on any electronically-controlled consumer product (even if it didn't actually have a computer inside, which was often the case) and use it as a marketing angle.
The robotic take on Humphrey Bogart's classic film reminds me of those famous Maxell ads. Perhaps the same people were responsible for both campaigns? I don't know, but frankly, this would have terrified me if I had seen it as a kid. Luckily, I found it when I was 34, so I'm only slightly afraid.
[ From Home, May 1985, p.3]
Discussion Topic of the Week: If you woke up one day and everyone looked like a metallic, boxy robot, what would you do?
October 26th, 2015 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Halloween, Broderbund, Print Shop, Apple, Apple IIc, dad, printer, homemade, card, 1984, 1985
Happy Halloween from 1984
My family has this way of saving everything. Not through conscious, organized preservation, but by virtue of never throwing anything away.
In that vein, I was digging through some old papers at my mom's house after my father passed away in 2013, and I came across this homemade Halloween greeting card.
From the looks of it, my dad made the card for me and my brother using Broderbund's Print Shop on the family's Apple IIc. It is printed on a single sheet of 8.5″ x 11″ paper; one is supposed to fold it in half twice to achieve a gatefold design with a front, inside, and back. Click the image above to see the whole thing unfolded — the other side is blank.
As for who colored it with crayons, I'm guessing I did (perhaps my dad or brother did it neatly, then I gave it a once-over with a brown squiggly line). What a great momento from the home PC era. Happy Halloween!
[ From Personal scan of homemade Halloween card, ca.1984-85]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Have you ever made a personalized greeting card using your computer? Tell us about it.
August 25th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Aplus 3000, Apple II, Apple II clone, VTech, Laser 3000, Apple, clones, Computer Direct, advertisement, Compute, 1985
Everything looks cheaper in black and white print.
The IBM PC wasn't the only American microcomputer that got cloned in the 1980s. The Apple II also inspired its fair share of software-compatible copycats, such as the Aplus 3000 system seen here.
This appears to be a grey market VTech Laser 3000 computer with the name plate removed — possibly to avoid any trade import bans on Apple II clones that may have existed at the time.
Clones like this were popular in certain underground circles, and for good reason. Take a look at the price list in the ad. The Aplus 3000 retailed for US $499 (about $1,104 today when adjusted for inflation) verses $1745 for a bona fide Apple IIe (about $3,863 today). And on top of that, the Aplus 3000 contained integrated peripheral cards that would cost thousands of extra dollars if purchased separately for use in a real Apple IIe.
As I've mentioned before, peripheral integration was a great way to undercut official products. It happened quite a bit in the IBM PC universe.
[ From Compute! - November 1985, p.85]
Discussion Topic of the Week: If you could buy an unauthorized clone of an iPad or iPhone that ran iOS and had better specs for less price, would you do it?
See Also: Orange+Two Apple II Clone (RSOTW, 2010)
See Also: Apple II Box for C64 (RSOTW, 2013
See Also: How I Got My First Computer, and How I Got My First Computer Back
April 28th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, IBM, Smart Desk, mainframe, IBM PC, 3270, 3270 PC, Appleline, advertisement, 1985
Multitasking in the early days.
Ah, the IBM 3270 PC. What a strange beast. It was essentially an IBM PC that could also emulate an IBM 3270 terminal, which allowed it to link up to IBM mainframes. In a sense, this was IBM's version of the AppleLine protocol adapter (featured in a Retro Scan a few weeks ago), albeit one built into an IBM PC.
By the way, look at the keyboard on this machine. Function keys galore. I've always wanted one of those.
[ From TIME, May 6 1985, p.B14-B15]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Have you ever used an IBM mainframe computer?
April 14th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Apple, AppleLine, Apple Cluster Controller, IBM, IBM 3270, mainframes, rare, service sheet, 1983, 1985, 1991
One of the only photos of this device on the Internet at present.
Almost thirty years after its introduction, the AppleLine Protocol Converter (1985) remains one of the rarest pieces of commercial hardware Apple has ever produced. It allowed a single Lisa, Mac, or Apple II to communicate with IBM mainframes using the IBM 3270 terminal protocol.
As far as I can tell, this is only the second photo of the AppleLine ever posted on the Internet (the first was in a slideshow from last year — see below). I bought this particular Apple service sheet just to share a photo of this elusive beast with you.
In 1983, Apple released a similar (and similarly rare) product, the Apple Cluster Controller, which I wrote about in this Macworld slideshow from last year. One model of the Cluster Controller allowed up to seven Apple Lisas to connect to an IBM mainframe (again, via IBM 3270), which required an intelligent protocol conversion process. As such, the Cluster Controller contained its own CPU and was a miniature computer unto itself, but technical specifications of either device are hard to track down.
If you or anyone you know owns an Apple Cluster Controller or AppleLine protocol converter, I'd love to hear from you. They are so rare I'm not sure if they even exist anymore. (Perhaps Apple only leased them out and recalled all the units when they phased them out, keeping them largely out of private hands. But this is pure speculation on my part.)
[ From AppleLine Service Sheet (Apple P/N 661-75203), rev. March 1991 (7.2.1) ]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What's the rarest Apple product you own?
March 24th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Canon, Canon Personal Computer, PC Clones, IBM PC, TIME, advertisement, 1985
May the Clone Wars begin.
Here's another obscure IBM PC clone from the depths of time, the Canon Personal Computer.
As I mentioned in a recent RSOTW, it was pretty easy — even within a few years of the IBM PC's release — to undercut IBM price-wise by integrating ports and peripherals directly into the motherboard of a competing computer.
Note that the Canon PC used an Intel 8086 CPU, which packed the full 16-bit data bus (verses the 8-bit bus on the IBM PC's 8088).
[ From TIME (Small Business USA Insert), May 6 1985, p.2]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Canon is best known for its imaging products, but it made computers too. Can you think of any other companies best known for something else that made a PC?
February 4th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Olympics, Epyx, Winter Games, Summer Games, Summer Games II, Macintosh, Atari 800, Apple II, Commodore 64, Compute, advertisement, 1985
Just in time for Sochi. Sorry for the page fold.
[ From Compute!, November 1985, p.37]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What's your favorite winter sport(s) video game? This is mine.
December 23rd, 2013 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Bowater, computer paper, printers, Christmas, Compute, advertisement, 1985
"Shhh! Don't tell dad, but I got him a box of blank paper for Christmas."
Merry Christmas from VC&G.
[ From Compute!, November 1985, p.21]
Discussion Topic of the Week: When was the last time you printed something, and what was it?
August 5th, 2013 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, The Halley Project, Mindscape, space games, Atari, Atari 800, Compute, 1985
"Just tell your friends you're going on a very long trip."
As a kid, The Halley Project blew my mind.
I remember flying through the solar system, first person, in what seemed like a real-time simulation of space flight. All the distances between and positions of the planets were accurate, and you could visit each one by traversing the vast gulfs between them. It was one of the most awe-inspiring games on the Atari 800.
I haven't sat down and played The Halley Project in at least a decade, so I'm kinda fuzzy about the point of the game. I believe you're trying to track down Halley's Comet. On the way, I think you have to make stops at each of the planets in our real solar system. And, if I'm not mistaken, there's something special about the comet itself (once you actually find it) that I won't spoil for you guys.
The real Halley's Comet made a famous fly-by of our planet back in 1986. I still have vague memories of being awakened in the middle of the night when I was 5 so our family could drive out to a local school field and catch of glimpse of the comet. I remember seeing a fuzzy dot, perhaps through binoculars or a simple telescope. That real life celestial visit inspired a sort of frenzy in the media and popular consciousness here in the US, and I'm guessing this game played off of that.
I know I could look up the real plot / purpose / gameplay of The Halley Project online, complete with screenshots and analysis, but I don't want to. My warm memories are good enough.
[ From Compute!, November 1985, p.13 ]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Did you see Halley's Comet in 1986? Tell us about it.
April 30th, 2013 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Activision, Hacker, Compute, advertisement, 1985
Crackin da passwordz
[ From Compute!, November 1985, p.11 ]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Has anyone ever gained unauthorized entry into one of your computers? Tell us about it.