December 1st, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Internet, Microforum, CD-ROM, Yellow Pages, web directory, Google, Yahoo, advertisement, Internet World, 1996
"The Most Comprehensive Directory of Internet Sites Ever Produced"
18 years ago, a fairly complete index of the entire Internet — circa 1995 — could fit on a single CD-ROM — about 20,000 sites, as the box for Microforum's Internet Connection '96 says. [Update: See comments below for a discussion on the number of websites in 1995 and 1996] I ran a website back then, and the Web did indeed feel that small. FTP sites were still a big deal in those days, so that number may include them as well.
Today, some estimates say that the Web alone consists of over one billion websites. Consider storing a simple list of one billion websites URLs. If each URL was about 25 characters long (I'm just making this up as an example), it would take around 25 gigabytes to store the list alone (or about 39 CDs worth). Google stores that list and copies of individual websites for caching. Needless to say, that takes quite a bit more storage room.
So it's amusing to think back to a time when you might actually buy a professionally mastered and duplicated CD-ROM containing web addresses, many of which were potentially obsolete by the time the disc landed in your hands (I just used Yahoo's web directory). Now we have Google. Imagine that: using the Internet to index itself.
[ From Internet World - February 1996, p.117]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What year did you create your first website?
See Also: Internet In a Box (RSOTW, 2014)
November 24th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Quizagon, computer game, Apple II, IBM PC, Commodore 64, VIC-20, family, The Seven Cities of Gold, Sonic, kart racing, Thanksgiving, advertisement, Compute, 1983
“Whoa…what’s in these brownies, Grandma?”
Thanksgiving is almost upon us again, so it's time to gather around your home PC for a game of…Quizagon?
Yes, Quizagon. A game I've never played, nor will I for the foreseeable future. It looks like a hexagon-themed family trivia game, which is not my bag, man. But what a great photo.
Instead, I'm going to host a The Seven Cities of Gold marathon on an Atari 800XL with my brother. We plan on exploring a completely new continent while interacting vigorously with the natives. Meanwhile, my brothers- and sisters-in-law will be playing Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed on my dedicated gaming PC that is hooked to the flat-screen living room TV. It's a great kart game to play on Steam with four Xbox 360 controllers that's easy to set up and jump into. Fun times shall be had by all.
By the way, I first used this amusing scan in a 2009 Thanksgiving-related slideshow I did for Technologizer (hoping I'm not repeating it on VC&G). If you're in the mood, here's some other Thanksgiving-related material from the VC&G archives.
[ From Compute! - November 1983, p.15]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Do you have any family video gaming planned for this Thanksgiving? If so, what are you going to play?
November 17th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, CP/M, MS-DOS, Fujitsu, Micro 16s, 8086, Z80, multiprocessor, advertisement, Personal Computing, 1983
The shotgun approach: z80 and 8086 in one box
[ From Personal Computing - November 1983, p.14]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Have you ever owned a computer with two different primary CPUs in it?
November 10th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Sega, Fighters MegaMix, Fighting Vipers, Virtua Fighter, Saturn, fighting game, advertisement, GamePro, 1997
Even polygons get mad sometimes
[ From GamePro - August 1997, rear cover]
Discussion Topic of the Week: If you're old enough to remember it in the arcade, what did you think of Virtua Fighter the first time you saw it?
November 3rd, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Sinclair, ZX81, Timex-Sinclair 1000, Memotech, small computer, modules, expansion, advertisement, Personal Computing, 1983
Extend your ZX81 a full ten inches
The Sinclair ZX81 (marketed in non-kit form as the Timex-Sinclair 1000 in the US) was a tiny computer with a tiny price and tiny capabilities.
It was possible, however, to make up for some of those shortcomings with a wide array of plug-in peripheral modules from Memotech, seen here in this ad from 1983. Furthermore, by piggybacking one module onto the next, it was possible to create an even more capable — and far longer — ZX81.
I wish I had some of these Memotech modules to mess around with. All I have is the bulbous Timex-Sinclair 16K RAM Module. Time to check eBay.
[ From Personal Computing - November 1983, p.18]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What's the smallest non-portable computer you've ever used? (e.g. Timex-Sinclair 1000)
October 27th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Seika, Legend, Super NES, beat em up, Golden Axe, GameSetWatch, Simon Carless, Game Ads a Go Go, advertisement, EGM, 1994
MEAT IS NEAT
I thought I had some Halloween-themed scans saved up for this year, but it looks like I don't. My magazines are in cold storage at the moment (buried somewhere under the Arctic tundra), so I can't get to them to scan a new one.
Time to fall back on some old scans. This looks pretty scary, right? I wouldn't like to run into that zombie warrior in person.
Thinking back, I recall that I scanned this particular ad for Seika's Legend in 2006 while working on my Game Ads A-Go-Go column (Simon Carless thought of that name, by the way) for the now defunct GameSetWatch. Back then, I didn't keep track of which issue each scan came from, so I'll have to come back later and update the post when I run across the ad in a magazine again.
As for the game this page advertises, I know very little about it. I just now played Legend in a Super NES emulator to refresh my memory. It is a fantasy-themed arcade beat-em-up similar to Golden Axe. It controls like sludge (your guy moves with the speed and agility of a slug) but has two-player co-op (always a winning feature) and is fairly fun if you have the patience to stick with it.
Me? I don't like walking at 0.3 miles per hour in a game, so I only played it for two minutes.
[ From Electronic Gaming Monthly, 1994 (details I need to look up again)]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What's your favorite beat-em-up game?
October 6th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Epson, QX-10, boss, secretary, funny, CP/M, office, Interface Age, advertisement, 1983
There's a madman at the computer!
A fellow donated an Epson QX-10 to my collection some years ago, but I have never run it because I lack the proper monitor cable. This fascinating machine ran the CP/M operating system and came with a full suite of office-centric software tools, called VALDOCS, wrapped in a semi-graphical user interface layer that ran on top of its host OS.
As far as I've noticed from my QX-10, one of the coolest things about it is that it has specially engineered low-profile 5.25″ floppy drives. That was a unique thing to have in 1983, and it made the QX-10′s case very dense and compact.
[ From Interface Age - May 1983, p.34]
Discussion Topic of the Week: What do you think the world world be like if CP/M, rather than MS DOS (PC DOS), shipped on the IBM PC in 1981?
September 29th, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Interact, STD, accessories, Handy Boy, Handy Gear, Game Boy, Game Gear, danger, playitloud, advertisement, EGM, 1994
Push your friends to the edge — literally.
There is a certain irony to this pair of products by STD: one of them, the Handy Gear, makes your portable game console more rugged and less likely to break. The other, the Handy Boy, makes your console less rugged and more likely to break.
And both of them make you want to kill your friends, as this ad shows.
But seriously. One of my friends as a kid (who is amazingly still living) owned the Handy Boy accessory that snapped onto and around your Game Boy. The controller extension part looked cool but was useless and made playing games more difficult. But the magnifying glass and light were genuinely useful (especially the light part), since the Game Boy was notoriously difficult to play in low light conditions — which meant just about anywhere indoors.
By the way, long, long, long time readers of VC&G might remember that I lampooned this ad eight years ago in a column for GameSetWatch. But I just realized that I never featured it as a proper Retro Scan, so here it is.
[ From Electronic Gaming Monthly - November 1994, p.87]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Did you (or do you) own any notable Game Boy or Game Gear accessories? Tell us about them.
September 23rd, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Non-Consensual Dad Syndrome, dad, fathers, advertisement, 1980s, humor, NES, computers
During the 1980s, a debilitating disease broke out among white middle-class nuclear families across the United States. Fathers everywhere were seen awkwardly encouraging their children during regular activities — often while playing video games or using personal computers.
Thirty years later, doctors have finally identified this malady as Computer Dad Syndrome (or "CDS" for short), which manifests itself in spontaneous episodes of uncomfortably becoming someone's dad for the duration of a photography shoot.
Diagnosis of this condition is contingent upon the appearance of three or more of the following symptoms.
Clutching of the upper arm
[ Continue reading The Warning Signs of Computer Dad Syndrome » ]
September 22nd, 2014 by Benj Edwards
Tags: Retro Scan, Computer Shopper, classifieds, ads, advertisement, Byte, 1979
"The most divisive magazine in the USA."
Veterans of the computer scene will no doubt recall Computer Shopper, a massively large (11″ x 14″, later 10″ x 13″) and thick (usually around 1.25″) monthly publication that mostly ran classifieds and paid advertisements for PC vendors. The magazine ended its print run in 2009, 30 years after it launched.
I only know when it launched because of this advertisement for the launch of Computer Shopper that appeared in the November 1979 issue of Byte. It's interesting to see a legend at its birth.
I was never a huge fan of Computer Shopper, since it was essentially a month's worth of computer junk mail stuffed into an awkward and almost unreadibly-large magazine format. But I did respect it as a mainstay of the computer industry — as familiar as a phone book and as timely as a newspaper. May she rest in peace.
[ From Byte Magazine - November 1979, p.189]
Discussion Topic of the Week: Did you ever read (or more accurately, peruse) Computer Shopper? What are your memories of the publication?