{"id":206,"date":"2006-10-04T21:00:33","date_gmt":"2006-10-05T02:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/?p=206"},"modified":"2007-05-04T14:04:57","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T19:04:57","slug":"how-to-beat-the-video-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/archives\/206\/how-to-beat-the-video-games","title":{"rendered":"HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"HOW<\/a>[Editor’s Note: Please welcome Ulaf Silchov, an expert in video games and computers, for his first contribution to VC&G. –RW]<\/em><\/p>\n

SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES. I LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES BUT THE VIDEO GAMES ARE HARD FOR ULAF TO UNDERSTAND. SO ULAF READS BOOK ON THE VIDEO GAMES TO WIN THEM GOOD. AND ME, BEING ULAF, WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SECRET BOOKS DISCOVERED ON THE VIDEO GAMES WITH MY PERSONS.<\/p>\n

THE FAVORITE VIDEO GAME<\/h3>\n

BEFORE THE BOOKS ON THE VIDEO GAMES, I SHARE WITH MY PERSONS NOW THE FAVORITE VIDEO GAME OF MY MIND:<\/p>\n

\"THE<\/p>\n

IT ABOVE IS THE VIDEO GAME THAT MANY SMALLER THE VIDEO GAMES PLAY INSIDE IT IF YOUR MIND HAVE THE RIGHT DEVICES. BUT ULAF ONLY HAVE ONE DEVICE AND SO SMALL IT IS FOR THE HANDS OF ULAF, THAT ULAF CRUSHED IT. AND THEN MY MIND STOPS.<\/p>\n

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BOOKS NUMBER ONE<\/h3>\n

SO GOES US ON NOW TO THE FAVORITE BOOKS OF ULAF, THE BOOKS OF ULAF ALL ABOUT THE VIDEO GAMES. FIRST IN THE LISTING THERE IS A BOOKS CALLS “HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES” BY A REAL WIZARD, WHO GAVE MY MIND THE PURE POWER TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES:<\/p>\n

\"HOW<\/a><\/p>\n

THE BOOKS IT IS ABOVE ON THE VIDEO GAMES IS VERY GOOD FOR YOUR MIND, IF YOUR MIND READS IT GOOD. ULAF, BEING ME FROM UKRAINE, COULD NOT READS IT GOOD, BUT BOOKS IS STILL GOOD FOR THE VIDEO GAMES TO BEAT. AFTER YOUR MIND READS THIS BOOK, YOUR MIND CAN BEAT MANY THE VIDEO GAMES. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT SIXTEEN STARS. ****************<\/p>\n

BOOKS NUMBER TWO<\/h3>\n

FOR THE NEXT BOOKS, IT IS KNOWN BY MY PERSONS THAT THE MASTER OF THE VIDEO GAMES IS NOT ULAF. BUT AFTER READS THIS BOOKS, ULAF BECOMES MORE LIKE THE MASTER EVERY DAYTIME OF PLAYING THE VIDEO GAMES. SO FAR MY MINDS HIGH SCORE FOR THE VIDEO GAMES IS 100000000. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE MASTER THAT MY MIND GAINS THE SCORE:<\/p>\n

\"HOW<\/a><\/p>\n

THIS MASTER, THE WRITER TOM HIRCHKULD OF THIS BOOKS MUST BE DIED BY TODAY BECAUSE MANY PERSONS WANT THE VIDEO GAME SECRETS FROM HIS MIND. SO I CRY FOR THE TOM EVERY DAYTIME. BUT ULAF ALWAYS REMEMBERS THE TOM AND THE TOMS SECRETS, AS THEY ARE IN THIS BOOKS. MY MIND ONLY HOPES THAT ULAF DOES NOT DIED AS WELL. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT TWENTY-TWO STARS. **********************<\/p>\n

BOOKS NUMBER THREE<\/h3>\n

IT IS TRUE THAT SOMETIMES THE BUYING OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES IS HARD FOR MY MIND, SO ULAF READ THIS BOOKS ON THE BUYING AND THEN THE BEATING OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES:<\/p>\n

\"HOW<\/a><\/p>\n

YOUR MIND MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BUYING THE HOME VIDEO GAMES BEFORE THE BEATING, UNLIKE NORMAL THE VIDEO GAMES. ONE DAYTIME ULAF WAS BEATING THE HOME VIDEO GAMES BEFORE THE BUYING AND ULAF LOST HIS MIND IN A SMALL BOX OF STONE. AND ULAF CRIED FOR THE VIDEO GAMES, “AS TO HOW DID THE VIDEO GAMES HURT ULAF AND HIS MIND?” BUT NONE OF THE VIDEO GAMES SPOKE OUT TO TRY. IT WAS SOON AFTER THAT MY MIND WAS RELEASED FROM THE STONE BOX AND SET FREE TO BEAT MORE OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES, BUT ONLY AFTER THE BUYING. ULAF HOPES THAT MY MIND WILL BEAT MANY MORE IN THE FUTURE, THANKS TO THIS BOOKS. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT FIFTY-THREE STARS. *****************************************************<\/p>\n

THANK YOU FOR READING MY PERSONS. THIS IS ALL FOR NOW. UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS ULAF SAYING BE THE MASTER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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