{"id":782,"date":"2011-07-04T11:35:19","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T16:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/?p=782"},"modified":"2011-07-04T12:04:15","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T17:04:15","slug":"retro-scan-of-the-week-thomas-jeffersons-apple-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/archives\/782\/retro-scan-of-the-week-thomas-jeffersons-apple-iii","title":{"rendered":"<span id=\"retro_color\">[ Retro Scan of the Week ]<\/span> Thomas Jefferson&#8217;s Apple III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/images\/retroscan\/jefferson_apple_large.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/images\/retroscan\/jefferson_apple_small.jpg\" alt=\"Thomas Jefferson Apple III Apple II Ad - 1981\" class=\"centered\"\/><\/a><span class=\"freecaption\"><em>&#8220;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created floppy&#8230;no, wait.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(click above to see the full advertisement)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><pre><code class=\"preserve-code-formatting\">\n10 REM DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE TEST BY THOMAS JEFFERSON\n15 REM IN HIS BASEMENT, JULY 4TH, 1776, 14K FREE\n20 PRINT &quot;WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE ____&quot;; INPUT I\n30 IF I = &quot;SELF-EVIDENT&quot; THEN GOTO 100\n40 IF I = &quot;TURKEY FLAVORED&quot; THEN GOTO 200\n50 IF I = &quot;ONLY TRUE IF YOU ARE MARTHA&quot; THEN GOTO 300\n60 IF I = &quot;COMPLETELY FALSE&quot; THEN GOTO 400\n70 GOTO 20\n100 PRINT &quot;EXCELLENT! I LIKE YOU.&quot;; GOTO 500\n200 PRINT &quot;TRY AGAIN, FRANKLIN.&quot;; GOTO 20\n300 PRINT &quot;GO BRUSH YOUR WOODEN TEETH.&quot;; GOTO 20\n400 PRINT &quot;HOW DID THIS MAKE IT TO ENGLAND?&quot;; GOTO 20\n500 END\n<\/code><\/pre><\/p>\n<p><strong>Happy Independence Day from Vintage Computing and Gaming<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><em>[ From Interface Age, 1981 ]<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Discussion Topic of the Week:<\/strong> If most computers were manufactured in the USA today, would you be more or less likely to buy them?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created floppy&#8230;no, wait.&#8221;(click above to see the full advertisement) 10 REM DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE TEST BY THOMAS JEFFERSON 15 REM IN HIS BASEMENT, JULY 4TH, 1776, 14K FREE 20 PRINT &quot;WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE ____&quot;; INPUT I 30 IF I = &quot;SELF-EVIDENT&quot; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,24,21,27,26,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-info-and-history","category-humor","category-news-current-events","category-regular_features","category-retro-scan-of-the-week","category-computers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vintagecomputing.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}