HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES

October 4th, 2006 by Ulaf Silchov

HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES[Editor's Note: Please welcome Ulaf Silchov, an expert in video games and computers, for his first contribution to VC&G. –RW]

SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES. I LIKE TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES BUT THE VIDEO GAMES ARE HARD FOR ULAF TO UNDERSTAND. SO ULAF READS BOOK ON THE VIDEO GAMES TO WIN THEM GOOD. AND ME, BEING ULAF, WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SECRET BOOKS DISCOVERED ON THE VIDEO GAMES WITH MY PERSONS.

THE FAVORITE VIDEO GAME

BEFORE THE BOOKS ON THE VIDEO GAMES, I SHARE WITH MY PERSONS NOW THE FAVORITE VIDEO GAME OF MY MIND:

THE FAVORITE VIDEO GAME OF ULAF

IT ABOVE IS THE VIDEO GAME THAT MANY SMALLER THE VIDEO GAMES PLAY INSIDE IT IF YOUR MIND HAVE THE RIGHT DEVICES. BUT ULAF ONLY HAVE ONE DEVICE AND SO SMALL IT IS FOR THE HANDS OF ULAF, THAT ULAF CRUSHED IT. AND THEN MY MIND STOPS.

BOOKS NUMBER ONE

SO GOES US ON NOW TO THE FAVORITE BOOKS OF ULAF, THE BOOKS OF ULAF ALL ABOUT THE VIDEO GAMES. FIRST IN THE LISTING THERE IS A BOOKS CALLS "HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES" BY A REAL WIZARD, WHO GAVE MY MIND THE PURE POWER TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES:

HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES

THE BOOKS IT IS ABOVE ON THE VIDEO GAMES IS VERY GOOD FOR YOUR MIND, IF YOUR MIND READS IT GOOD. ULAF, BEING ME FROM UKRAINE, COULD NOT READS IT GOOD, BUT BOOKS IS STILL GOOD FOR THE VIDEO GAMES TO BEAT. AFTER YOUR MIND READS THIS BOOK, YOUR MIND CAN BEAT MANY THE VIDEO GAMES. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT SIXTEEN STARS. ****************

BOOKS NUMBER TWO

FOR THE NEXT BOOKS, IT IS KNOWN BY MY PERSONS THAT THE MASTER OF THE VIDEO GAMES IS NOT ULAF. BUT AFTER READS THIS BOOKS, ULAF BECOMES MORE LIKE THE MASTER EVERY DAYTIME OF PLAYING THE VIDEO GAMES. SO FAR MY MINDS HIGH SCORE FOR THE VIDEO GAMES IS 100000000. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE MASTER THAT MY MIND GAINS THE SCORE:

HOW TO MASTER THE VIDEO GAMES

THIS MASTER, THE WRITER TOM HIRCHKULD OF THIS BOOKS MUST BE DIED BY TODAY BECAUSE MANY PERSONS WANT THE VIDEO GAME SECRETS FROM HIS MIND. SO I CRY FOR THE TOM EVERY DAYTIME. BUT ULAF ALWAYS REMEMBERS THE TOM AND THE TOMS SECRETS, AS THEY ARE IN THIS BOOKS. MY MIND ONLY HOPES THAT ULAF DOES NOT DIED AS WELL. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT TWENTY-TWO STARS. **********************

BOOKS NUMBER THREE

IT IS TRUE THAT SOMETIMES THE BUYING OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES IS HARD FOR MY MIND, SO ULAF READ THIS BOOKS ON THE BUYING AND THEN THE BEATING OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES:

HOW TO BUY THE VIDEO GAMES

YOUR MIND MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BUYING THE HOME VIDEO GAMES BEFORE THE BEATING, UNLIKE NORMAL THE VIDEO GAMES. ONE DAYTIME ULAF WAS BEATING THE HOME VIDEO GAMES BEFORE THE BUYING AND ULAF LOST HIS MIND IN A SMALL BOX OF STONE. AND ULAF CRIED FOR THE VIDEO GAMES, "AS TO HOW DID THE VIDEO GAMES HURT ULAF AND HIS MIND?" BUT NONE OF THE VIDEO GAMES SPOKE OUT TO TRY. IT WAS SOON AFTER THAT MY MIND WAS RELEASED FROM THE STONE BOX AND SET FREE TO BEAT MORE OF THE HOME VIDEO GAMES, BUT ONLY AFTER THE BUYING. ULAF HOPES THAT MY MIND WILL BEAT MANY MORE IN THE FUTURE, THANKS TO THIS BOOKS. ULAF RECOMMEND AND GAVE IT FIFTY-THREE STARS. *****************************************************

THANK YOU FOR READING MY PERSONS. THIS IS ALL FOR NOW. UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS ULAF SAYING BE THE MASTER.



14 Responses to “HOW TO BEAT THE VIDEO GAMES”

  1. medarch1 Says:

    Interesting. I myself love the video games.

  2. RedWolf Says:

    Who doesn't love the video games?

  3. Atarisharktar Says:

    Thank you so much! I haven't seen that book since elementary school! The fun is still there, "be the master!!!"

  4. LSK Says:

    I'm not sure exactly how to react to this.

  5. Steve Hayes Says:

    I now surf to the FAQ sections on the games I am playing because this is usually better than the game guides that I also buy. To me I cannot truely enjoy the game unless I know every little thing the programmers put in.

  6. gnome Says:

    More brilliant than a brilliant thing… Top!

  7. Horgy Says:

    It seems funny that there were once so few video games as to have books just on beating "video games." Or, in this case, "the video games," which is just plain weird. BRAVO, Ulaf!

  8. KitsuneDarkStalker Says:

    LOL, this is awesome!

  9. mogqwai Says:

    why the hell is that all in caps? isn't the net raided enough by children that have a fetish to yell? eesh that was painful just to look at let alone read :\

  10. PWP Says:

    This is so great! ULAF is a genius!

    pwp

  11. MegaKitsune Says:

    mogqwai, I don't think you got the joke…

  12. mogqwai Says:

    I got the joke.. he's being a foreign noob all happy about the books making his "mind beat the video games".. still doesn't need caps ..the writing was funny on it's own merit.. there's enough idiots using all caps that aren't foreign.. they tend to be from the US actually and uncooth brats… the rest was funny the caps were lame.. I don't think you got what I said.

  13. K4DSP Says:

    Excellent! Bring us more from ULAF!

    And mogqwai, you still don't get the joke.

  14. Money Says:

    What is with the capital letters on everything? Huh? What about you Sir. You have anything to say about this???

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