Comments on: Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: GeoffTuba

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:35:30 +0000

Sadly, after a night that should only be left to the most perverse of imaginations, Jerry and his computer’s relationship would irrevocably never be the same.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: RedWolf

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:29:07 +0000

Ok, I've decided.

And the winner is…Snakey!

His caption was: "Ahh…nine glasses of this stuff and both of these computers are starting to make more sense."

I've decided to award Snakey a customized VC&G mousepad for providing the best caption. Hopefully, Snakey's email address is accurate so I can contact him.

Funny stuff. Everyone did an excellent job…I really enjoyed reading all of them. Thanks a ton for participating!

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: c0ldfr3ak

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:32:24 +0000

Science brought this thing together. Me and my wine will take it apart.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: Jajomoal

Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:18:21 +0000

I wish I could veiw porn on this thing.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: THE PHANTOM CAVALIER

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:39:54 +0000

*SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED THAT HIS DATE FOR THE EVENING BAILED ON HIM, HE SUBMEGES HIMSELF INTO DRUNKEN STUPER, FOUR BOTTLES OF HIS FAVORITE WINE…. LATER, HE DECIDES TO GET ON HIS APPLE II TO LOOK UP PORN…. * "AH,BABY… COME TO PAPA…. NOW WHERE IN HELL DO I PUT MY FLOPPY?"

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: RedWolf

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:23:42 +0000

Ok, so the reader voting thing hasn't quite worked out (yet), so I'll be naming the winner this coming Monday. Everybody has until then to place their entries.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: Andrew

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:55:47 +0000

"Hello, My name is Jerry and I am an alco… Alco… Alco… My name is Jerry and I am an Appleholic!"

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: R.J.

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:02:00 +0000

All he knew was that, whenever he coded on his Apple ][, he couldn't help but start shouting quotes from the Bible and adding Bad Motherf'er to everything he said.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: R.J.

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:43:50 +0000

Apple. No computer before its time.

Comment on Retro Scan of the Week: Apple II Caption Contest by: J Hays

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 23:44:08 +0000

In Apple Hill, California, a man tastes his latest batch of apple wine… nice boutique, just right flavor, he has the makings of a great drink..

And what kind of apples did he use to make this wonderful beverage? Why Apple //s, of course!