“Smiley” Emoticon Turns 25
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
According to the Associated Press, the smiley emoticon, i.e. :-), turns twenty-five years old tomorrow. Scott E. Fahlman created and introduced the symbol on a Carnegie Mellon BBS in a message dated 11:44 AM on September 19, 1982. The online world has been littered with the smiley and its prolific progeny ever since.
Although I have friends that swear off emoticons, I am definitely guilty of ample smiley usage over the last fourteen years. I typically use the concatenated, sans-nose version, :), which is quicker to type. The smiley is an important, albeit understated, tool for easing tensions during heated discussions, or for simply conveying a bit of happiness through a text-based digital medium. Interestingly enough, Fahlman first proposed the smiley as a way to denote jokes in a discussion about online humor. You can read Fahlman’s original message on Carnegie Mellon’s Smiley website.
The Smiley Family
In tribute to the birth of the smiley, I present to you now a thoroughly incomplete list of smileys plucked from the wilds of the Internet. Check out “The Canonical Smiley List” if you’d like to see more.
The Basic Smileys
:-) The standard smiley
:-( Sad smiley
;-) Winking smiley
:-P Sticking tongue out
8-) Cool smiley wearing shades
:-o Shocked smiley
:-D Big grin
Some Caricatures
=):-) Uncle Sam
:-)B Dolly Parton
:-.) Madonna
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
) Cheshire Cat
o-) Cyclops
=:o] Bill Clinton
B-| Batman
=*0 Felix the Cat
Specialized Smileys
/:-) With a beret
d:-) With a baseball hat
{:-) Hair parted down the middle
}:-) With toupee in an updraft
(-) Needs a haircut
`:-) One eyebrow raised
%-\ Hungover
%*@:-( So hungover my head hurts...
X-( Just died
Feel free to share your own favorite smileys with us. Keep in mind, though, that this blog software intercepts certain smileys and turns them into little yellow graphical faces.



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